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Jesus is watching
Category Work, Length Middle, Insertdate 2004-02-04 2:45 PM
A burglar is creeping through a dark house. Suddenly he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching!"
He stops very still, but hears nothing else, so he goes on.
Then he hears the voice again: "Jesus is watching!" All is silent, so he continues. The voice comes again, "Jesus is watching!" and as his eyes adjust, he sees a parrot in a cage.

"Was that you talking?" he asks the parrot, and the bird says "yes." "What´s your name, little birdy?" asks the burglar.
"Algernon," replies the parrot.
"Algernon!" laughs the burglar, "who´d call a parrot Algernon?"

The parrot replies "the same person who´d call the rottweiler Jesus."
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